Tony Romo is in fact a loser


Not only can Tony Romo not win a playoff game, but the Dallas QB can’t even take the blame for the loss himself.

OK! magazine reported today that Romo has dumped Jessica Simpson and a friend of Tony’s told the magazine that, “Tony is now starting to blame her himself. Before dating Jessica, he was Texas’ golden boy. Now’s he become a joke.”

Tony did not even have the common courtesy to do the breakup in person as he waived Jessica Simpson by phone.

Here is a breakdown of Tony Romo’s breakdown:

October 23, 2006
Romo replaces Drew Bledsoe for start of second half

October 25, 2006
Named starting QB for Week 8 vs Carolina on Sunday Night Football

October 29, 2006
Defeated Carolina 35-14 in debut as Dallas’ starting QB, named Sunday Night Football’s “Rock Star of the Game”

November 19, 2006
Defeated Indianapolis, only unbeaten team in NFL, 21-14

November 23, 2006
Won his first Thanksgiving Day Game as Dallas QB beating Tampa Bay, 38-10, awarded FOX’s Galloping Gobbler as Thanksgiving MVP

January 6, 2007
Down 21-20 with 1:19 left in the game, Romo botched the hold fora field goal attempt and was tackled trying to run the ball into the end zone, costing Dallas the game

October 8, 2007
On Monday Night Football in Week 5, Romo throws five INTs against the Bills, four in first half and two returned for TDs)

October 29, 2007
Romo agrees to a six-year, $67.5 million contract extension with Dallas

November, 2007
Romo stops dating Carrie Underwood and begins dating Jessica Simpson

December 16, 2007
Jessica Simpson wears pink Romo jersey to Dallas game vs Philadelphia and Romo plays awful, Jessica is blamed for his poor performance by T.O. and the media

Week of January 6, 2007
Romo goes to Mexico on his bye week off with Jessica Simpson and is heavily criticized for not preparing for his game against the Giants

January 13, 2007
Romo loses to the Giants as the top ranked seed in the NFC, but takes the blame for the loss himself and doesn’t blame Jessica or the trip to Mexico, T.O. supports Romo by crying during a post-game press conference

January 24, 2007
Romo dumps Jessica Simpson as a friend belives he blames her for his downfall

Tags: Dallas Cowboys

  • http://thelandryhat,com thelandryhat

    You are a effing idiot. This is the dumbest post ever as your team is preparing for the super bowl, this is what you are spending your time on ass? Well allow me to clarify some of your points: October 23, 2006
    Romo replaces Drew Bledsoe for start of second halfNot sure what your point is here. Romo played well in this game.
    October 25, 2006
    Named starting QB for Week 8 vs Carolina on Sunday Night Football.
    October 29, 2006
    Defeated Carolina 35-14 in debut as Dallas’ starting QB, named Sunday Night Football’s “Rock Star of the Game”Romo named rock star of the game because he led a 4th quarter comeback against a formidable team. Why ignore this point assfuzz?
    November 19, 2006
    Defeated Indianapolis, only unbeaten team in NFL, 21-14Again, not sure how this contitutes a break down. DO you>
    November 23, 2006
    Won his first Thanksgiving Day Game as Dallas QB beating Tampa Bay, 38-10, awarded FOX’s Galloping Gobbler as Thanksgiving MVPYes, Tony Romo threw a Cowboys record five touchdowns, Neil. Why are you retarded?
    January 6, 2007
    Down 21-20 with 1:19 left in the game, Romo botched the hold fora field
    goal attempt and was tackled trying to run the ball into the end zone,
    costing Dallas the gameDallas played a great game until the very end. The ball was suspiciously coated with a glossy substance. Refs fail to review the play as it appears Romo made a first down on the run.
    October 8, 2007
    On Monday Night Football in Week 5, Romo throws five INTs against the Bills, four in first half and two returned for TDs)Yep, a very scary game for Romo. However, what your jerk ass fails to report here is Romo recovered and led the team to a game winning field goal with less than a minute to play. And Nick Folks had to kick it twice from 51 yards. Most people who throw 5ints give up. Like faggot Eli Manning, who has Troy Dilfer stats.
    October 29, 2007
    Romo agrees to a six-year, $67.5 million contract extension with DallasYes, Neil, he agrees to this deal because in his first full year as a Cowboys, he has them at 10-1 and he is breaking every passing record in Dallas history. Wow.
    November, 2007
    Romo stops dating Carrie Underwood and begins dating Jessica SimpsonAgain, silly petty crap coming from a dink whose team is in the SUper Bowl.
    December 16, 2007
    Jessica Simpson wears pink Romo jersey to Dallas game vs Philadelphia
    and Romo plays awful, Jessica is blamed for his poor performance by
    T.O. and the mediaYou are a scumbag liar here. The media blew this up and made it a controversy. It was obvious to us Dallas fans TO was kidding around when pestered by dirty sports media. T.O. didn;t do anything. Why are you being Super Gay in this post? Week of January 6, 2007
    Romo goes to Mexico on his bye week off with Jessica Simpson and is
    heavily criticized for not preparing for his game against the GiantsCoaches orders to get out. Jason Witten left too. Jason Witten had a great game. Look at Romo;s numbers jerk and tell me he lost this game. TOny Romo doesn’t catch passes Neil, who didn’t blog on this site for two weeks while his team was running through the playoffs in stellar fashion. You playing golf? You’re one of those golf shirt kids, right> Light sky blue golf shirt guys? Tony Romo didn’t lose that game. Patrick Crayton’s butter hands and Anthony Fasano missed big plays that would have given Dallas a 14 point win. Go figure.
    January 13, 2007
    Romo loses to the Giants as the top ranked seed in the NFC, but takes
    the blame for the loss himself and doesn’t blame Jessica or the trip to
    Mexico, T.O. supports Romo by crying during a post-game press conferenceThis is called teamwork. This is called team chemistry. You should know what it is like to have a team with chemistry. You have one now. But we all know, we all do, that the NY Giants are not the better team. Dallas just didn;t have the right coaching schemes for this game. This was a coaching problem.
    January 24, 2007
    Romo dumps Jessica Simpson as a friend belives he blames her for his downfallPoint? That you read the Enquirer? That’s nice Super Gay, too
    If you liked that post, then I, Neil, am gay.

  • duane

    I hope you beat the Pats but your not to bright. Look where Eli was picked in the draft and look where Romo was not picked. You should also check how long each has been in the league and include that in your evaluation. Right now as a team we are the third youngest team in the league and just think our starting recievers are over thirty. We will improve with the new coaches who are oriented to the schemes we run. Hudson Houck will be an improvement with the running game which will directly bennefit Romo. Grantham will be an improvement on the D-line with his 3-4 background. Garrett stayed to keep the offense on the same page. The NFL already said they bothched the intentional grounding call. They also botched the personal foul call on Davis when he hit strahan trying to get up behind the line while Tony still had the ball. The calls of off sides on Ware and Ellis were both wrong. This plus bad tackling is what cost the game, not Romo. 

  • http://thelandryhat,com thelandryhat

    Duane,Uh oh. Now neil-io is going to write a "Dear Duane" post. Sigh. Neil knew these things. He just decided to ignore them because he wanted to be cutesy in his sweater vest and slacks look.

  • gogokroz

    when youre linebacker tells youre fans that werent cheering for them all year to not start now—you know ur fans are full of shit.  cowboys fans are true to their team no matter what.  giants fans jump on the bandwagon and off more than any team in the league.  lose the game and the eli haters will return  and bandwagoners will be gone.  NY LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Mike M

    Dont mess with Texas

  • Dallasfan61

    Good God man-what an ignorant post. Romo is in his 1st full year as a starting QB and set the record book on fire. Anyone who really watched the game  would  tell you that a shaky secondary and a worn out o-line( and some horrible calls) contributed to the loss to your Giants.  I wouldn’t trade Romo for Eli,Plexiglass and a 1st rounder. Wait and see about the "loser" tag that you so freely attatched to Romo- it may be one more appropriately hung on your dear Eli.