Tony Romo is in fact a loser


Not only can Tony Romo not win a playoff game, but the Dallas QB can’t even take the blame for the loss himself.

OK! magazine reported today that Romo has dumped Jessica Simpson and a friend of Tony’s told the magazine that, “Tony is now starting to blame her himself. Before dating Jessica, he was Texas’ golden boy. Now’s he become a joke.”

Tony did not even have the common courtesy to do the breakup in person as he waived Jessica Simpson by phone.

Here is a breakdown of Tony Romo’s breakdown:

October 23, 2006
Romo replaces Drew Bledsoe for start of second half

October 25, 2006
Named starting QB for Week 8 vs Carolina on Sunday Night Football

October 29, 2006
Defeated Carolina 35-14 in debut as Dallas’ starting QB, named Sunday Night Football’s “Rock Star of the Game”

November 19, 2006
Defeated Indianapolis, only unbeaten team in NFL, 21-14

November 23, 2006
Won his first Thanksgiving Day Game as Dallas QB beating Tampa Bay, 38-10, awarded FOX’s Galloping Gobbler as Thanksgiving MVP

January 6, 2007
Down 21-20 with 1:19 left in the game, Romo botched the hold fora field goal attempt and was tackled trying to run the ball into the end zone, costing Dallas the game

October 8, 2007
On Monday Night Football in Week 5, Romo throws five INTs against the Bills, four in first half and two returned for TDs)

October 29, 2007
Romo agrees to a six-year, $67.5 million contract extension with Dallas

November, 2007
Romo stops dating Carrie Underwood and begins dating Jessica Simpson

December 16, 2007
Jessica Simpson wears pink Romo jersey to Dallas game vs Philadelphia and Romo plays awful, Jessica is blamed for his poor performance by T.O. and the media

Week of January 6, 2007
Romo goes to Mexico on his bye week off with Jessica Simpson and is heavily criticized for not preparing for his game against the Giants

January 13, 2007
Romo loses to the Giants as the top ranked seed in the NFC, but takes the blame for the loss himself and doesn’t blame Jessica or the trip to Mexico, T.O. supports Romo by crying during a post-game press conference

January 24, 2007
Romo dumps Jessica Simpson as a friend belives he blames her for his downfall