I’m trying to find ways to cope, but I aint f’ing around with the gauge or a rope

Pardon the outdated Cypress Hill quote as the title, but how can you not score on 1st-and-goal from the four?

The Giants lost a heartbreaking game to the Chargers on Sunday, 21-20, in pre-2007 fashion. I thought these days were over for Big Blue; I guess old habits die hard.

Had the G-Men not had to settle for that field goal, the team would be heading to their bye week with a 6-3 record. Instead, thanks in large part to Chris Snee’s holding call, the club is 5-4. Thank God for the Redskins, if not for them the Giants would be the A-Hole of the NFC East.

Despite the outcome, there were a lot of positives I took from that game.

The team looked like shit early on, but did show some signs of life. They seemed to pick it up in the second half.

The secondary also had some good plays, but were also burned on a lot of plays (See: final SD score, among others, and any Corey Webster play).

Boss is a warrior. He took that diesel hit in the second quarter and came back to haul in that 4th-quarter score. He’s going to be nice.

Eli looked like a bastard in the first quarter, but came back to have a good day: 25-of-33 for 215 yards and two scores. At points he looked like a chicken running around without its head, but he sacked up and had a good day. I liked what I saw from him.

The D made some solid plays and looked good, but they kind of gave up on the last drive. They were on point for most of the second half.

Corey Webster should be buried under the new stadium. Give him the Jimmy Hoffa treatment. That guy sucks; how many times does he have to get burned before he gets his ass waived? I know the secondary is banged up, but damn show some heart C-Web!!!! I don’t care what you did during 18-1, it’s 2009 and you better step it the fuck up.

The run defense was great, holding the Bolts to 34 yards. However, the passing defense was nowhere to be found (for the most part)…Coughlin should have gotten Bradshaw involved earlier. Why give Jacobs so many touches?…What the fuck is going on with this team? They better get their collective heads on straight during the bye.

That was a crushing loss. PLEASE get better G-Men, I can’t watch this shit all season long.