Training Camp Giantisms: Giants Football is back in New York

Jul 22, 2014; East Rutherford, NJ, USA; New York Giants center Weston Richburg answers questions from media at Quest Diagnostics Training Center. Mandatory Credit: Noah K. Murray-USA TODAY Sports

Giants Football is back

We feel like we’re lacking people named Dan writing about the New York Football Giants. Really, all the best sites out there have their very own Dan to report stuff on Twitter. For instance, Giants.com has Dan Salomone and ESPN has Dan Graziano. Once upon a time some guy named Dan Jenkins wrote a book about the New York Football Giants titled, Semi-Tough. Amazon’s review calls it a masterpiece, so there is that… but mostly, just know football is back and the Dan’s are on it:

Who’s working at LT, Dan?

 Interesting. Who filled in at RG, Dan?

Earlier today, @AdamGaneles posted this for GMEN HQ: 

Wow, this a big development for a player that made one of the biggest catches in Giants history — we can use it twice in one day can’t we? After all football is back.

Credit: NFL.com, Super Bowl XLII “Can’t Miss Play”

New addition Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie already had an INT according to Dan:

 So, you’re saying Eli is definitely in camp, Dan?

But he’s already throwing INT’S. Well, at least it’s to DRC, and it’s camp. Eli’s going to throw a million INT’s on his way to learning and installing Ben McAdoo’s new west coast offense; under the supervision of Head Coach Tom Coughlin that is. Was Tom at Giants Camp, Dan?

Exactly zero people asked for the Twitter opinion of Don Dada. We said, Dan, Don… Really Dan, what’s going on with Tom Coughlin:

What did Coach have to say about the new offense, Dan?

You have to appreciate that honesty from the Coach. There you have it Giants Nation, football is upon us. Be sure to stick with GMEN HQ throughout training camp and the preseason for continuous updates on everything team BLUE. Feel free to log in and ask questions. We’re no Dan’s, but we’ll do what we can for the Giants community.

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