Ben McAdoo’s Suit: 8 Suits Ben McAdoo Should Wear, Plus 9 He Shouldn’t
By Neal Lynch
Suits McAdoo shouldn’t wear…
Something tells me Lil’ Mac has a similar goatee setup. Save it for ESPN the Magazine’s Body Issue, Ben.
Mankini Bathing suit from Borat
That’s one package that should stay on the sidelines.
Green Man Suit from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Not only is your vision compromised, but it’s an unofficial endorsement of Philly. Don’t want Eagles fans thinking they have a shot at Easy Mac.
Orange is the New Black jumpsuit
Whether it’s orange or tan, McAdoo should never be seen in this. Bill Belichick has somehow avoided getting one for his entire career.
Gimp suit from Pulp Fiction
Of course, Giants fans would love to see Ben McAdoo get medieval on opponents, but having someone else in charge of your mouth zipper could become cumbersome.
Lawsuit (civil, class action, etc.)
Idle hands are the devil’s work, but, luckily, McAdoo doesn’t have any hobbies and only cares about football. Though, Giants fans might file a claim of fradulent advertising if he doesn’t stick to his words of discipline and poise.
How was this ever a thing?
Barney’s Suit from How I Met Your Mother
Suit up! Nah, we can’t have McAdoo self-high-fiving and sleeping around.
Though there are some pros to this suit – like the ability to shrink down and steal plays on the other sideline – the odds of getting crushed to death are just too high.