Super Bowl ‘script’ will infuriate Eagles haters everywhere
Please, there’s just no way we can put up with the Philadelphia Eagles and their annoying (and passionate) fan base if the birds win it all this weekend. The Eagles are riding high after they dominated the NY Giants in the Divisional Round and then they followed that up by spanking the 49ers in the NFC Championship Game.
Now, Jalen Hurts and the Eagles are one win away from bringing home the Lombardi Trophy and no one in New York wants to see that happen.
Unfortunately, the ‘script’ for the Super Bowl appears to have been pre-written, with Philly posting a 37-34 win over Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelce and the rest of KC. If this happens, we won’t be able to sleep for months.
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The Philadelphia Eagles winning the Super Bowl would be terrible to see
Thanks to Arian Foster saying the NFL is scripted, countless different theories have made their way to Twitter. With this new prediction for how things are going to shape out in Glendale, Ariz. on Sunday night, it’s got plenty of people worried.
There’s no question that the Eagles have been arguably the best team in the NFL this season, with Hurts putting forth an MVP-caliber campaign. However, Philly nation as a whole has been over the top, more so than usual. Can you imagine the kind of bragging and smack they’ll be talking if the Eagles take down Kansas City?
James Bradberry and Darius Slay will probably be ready to troll the Giants once again. Yeah, we’ve had just about enough of that. Who knew that for the sake of everyone’s mental health in NY and New Jersey, we’d be praying to the Football Gods for KC to come out on top.
Hey, we don’t want to see Kadarius Toney win a Super Bowl ring, but if that has to happen to prevent Philly from capturing the glory, then so be it.
