John Harbaugh’s kryptonite is suddenly clear as Giants’ OC search spirals

Not all heroes wear capes.
New York Giants head coach has been a super hero since taking over, but Todd Monken might've just exposed his kryptonite
New York Giants head coach has been a super hero since taking over, but Todd Monken might've just exposed his kryptonite | FanSided

Oh, Todd Monken... what did you do to our sweet John Harbaugh? Everything was going swimmingly for the New York Giants until Monken flipped the entire thing on its head by spurning his former HC in Baltimore to be the next head coach of the Cleveland Browns.

It was widely assumed the 60-year-old would follow his former coach to North Jersey, but in the end, passing up his first NFL HC gig after working 37 years in the sport just wasn't worth it. Plus, he gets to work with Pro Bowl quarterback Shedeur Sanders... so, I guess that's cool.

Now that Monken is officially off the board, it's anyone's guess as to who the G-Men replace him with, but the rumors are starting to surface, with one shedding a bad light on the recently hired coach.

For anyone looking for weaknesses, Harby's kryptonite couldn't be more obvious in that once his first option gets taken away, he moves mad and loses all sense of self. Case in point, according to Ryan Dunleavy of the NY Post, the 63-year-old could seriously consider bringing Pat Shurmer in to run the offense:

That's giving major one-step-forward, two steps back, especially with plenty of other strong candidates still available.

John Harbaugh’s backup OC plan raises eyebrows following Todd Monken decision

At least they didn't consider the 60-year-old for the head coach opening. That would have been something. Still, with innovative and intriguing up-and-coming options like Davis Webb, Nate Scheelhaase, and Charlie Weis Jr, panicking to Shurmur feels like the wrong move.

It reminds me of a Nickelback song -- this is how you remind me. And it goes a little something like this:

Never landed Harby’s Monken
Now the Giants' offense feels totally sunken
They could have hired someone electric
Now it’s looking like peak-Shurmur panic
And this is how you rewind me

And rewinding is the exact opposite of where this team should be headed. All gas, no breaks. Gas it up. Take this team to the moon -- what are we doing here?

Shurms went 9-23 as the HC back in 2018-19, ultimately flaming out of the league entirely in 2021. The latest news to come out of his camp is that he was stripped of his play-calling duties at Colorado because Deion Sanders knew he wasn't getting the most out of the Buffs' offense.

It's clear time's passed him by, but Shurmur might just be the tip of the kryptonite, because Greg Roman's name has been floated around, too -- another abject disaster waiting to happen. The league is all about offensive innovation, so how about we steer clear of the guys who have literally been fired because they can't get with the times?

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