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Giants watch their 2025 Draft plans evaporate in chaotic alternate timeline

The multiverse is for the birds.
New York Giants - quarterback Jaxson Dart
New York Giants - quarterback Jaxson Dart | Vincent Carchietta-Imagn Images

The NFL Draft is the ultimate guessing game. General managers spend months analyzing prospects in spandex, measuring hand sizes, and crossing their fingers that the prospect they take turns into their team's next cornerstone.

It's a high-stakes game of roulette where a single missed selection can set a franchise back years and cost everyone in the front office their jobs.

But what if teams like the New York Giants could skip the guesswork entirely?

Imagine an alternate universe where teams don't draft players until after their rookie seasons are over. Instead of rolling the dice on the unknown, front offices get a look at real-world production and make decisions based on how their first seasons in the league went.

Jaxson Dart and Abdul Carter find new teams in 2025 re-draft

In this specific corner of the multiverse, Bleacher Report’s Gary Davenport decided to shake up the timeline with a 2025 re-draft.

Woah, this wormhole just came out of nowhere...

For the G-Men, sitting at No. 3 overall, a normal April afternoon quickly turns into an interdimensional game of musical chairs. The original plan in East Rutherford was simple: stay put, take the best player available -- likely pass-rusher Abdul Carter -- and maybe trade back into the first if Jaxson Dart is still there late.

Dart put up respectable numbers as a rookie, completing 63.7 percent of his passes and tossing three times as many touchdowns as interceptions (15-to-5). Too bad the Cleveland Browns were also a dumpster fire in this other universe... sitting at No. 2 in this version of things, still as desperate as ever for a quarterback who can finally give the Dawg Pound something to look forward to.

Cleveland ruthlessly hijacked the timeline, snatched Dart away, and left Big Blue's war room rethinking its strategy.

Leaning into the panic, the G-Men scrambled and and went hunting for a quarterback somewhere else for an obvious QB overcorrection.

They grabbed 6-foot-5 signal-caller Tyler Shough out of Louisville, who had actually put together a surprisingly good rookie year for the New Orleans Saints. Shough originally fell to the second round, but the 26-year-old proved he could play, winning five of his nine starts in the Big Easy.

It was a panic move by general manager Joe Schoen to put the Daniel Jones era in the rearview for good, especially with Carter still sitting right there for the taking. But the desperation move fortunately worked out in their favor.

By calling in Shough’s name, the Giants all but erased his history in NOLA and handed then-head coach Brian Daboll a proven starter who completed over 67 percent of his passes.

Who knows, maybe Shough saved Daboll's head coaching career in this alternate dimension.

The Shough pick immediately changed the draft plans for the other team sharing MetLife Stadium. At pick No. 7, the New York Jets watched the elite offensive tackles get taken before them and pivoted to the defense to help new head coach Aaron Glenn, finally ending Abdul Carter's slide.

Instead of betting on Carter’s upside alone, Gang Green took a defender who overcame a slow start and early benchings to finish his rookie season strong, giving fans a taste of his elite upside with 3.5 sacks over his final five games.

Phew. Glad that's not our reality. No Dart, no Carter, no thanks.

As fun as it sounds to skip the guessing and just grab guys who already proved they can play, messing around with alternate realities and dropping players into new situations probably doesn’t go as cleanly as it does on paper.

Messing around with different dimensions just sounds way too exhausting for everyone's blood pressure anyway.

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