Jan 28, 2014; Newark, NJ, USA; Denver Broncos wide receiver Wes Welker (83) is interviewed during Media Day for Super Bowl XLIII at Prudential Center. Mandatory Credit: Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

Eli's Brother Peyton Just Lost a Target, Wes Welker Suspended

Wes Welker: All this “4″ a Little Amphetamines?

Yes… Wes… all “four” games of your “4″ game suspension are “for” a little Amphetamines — FORE! — watch out Peyton, no amount of rapping with your brother Eli will save you from this news.
 
Now, before the cries of who cares…

Let’s all point at the Denver Broncos and laugh. First a “4″3-8 drubbing in the Super Bowl and now a 4 game suspension for Wes Welker according to everywhere on the blue bird. The jokes are coming in hard and heavy, like the Chappelle Show or Airplane (depending on your age)… speaking of which:

Perhaps they were “Von’s” — Molly’s?

Adam Schefter was on it:

Question…

Seriously, I wonder if Adam Schefter can out-tweet a couple teenage girls… the guy is a monster. Look at that laser focus. The guy is on it. Well, on it like Wes Welker is on Amphetamines according to the innuendo of this four-game suspension.

As New York Giants fans know with guys like Dave Meggett, sometimes players aren’t what they seem. People aren’t what they seem because people are complex beings that can’t be always defined by one occupation or one identity. We all know Wes Welker was struggling with concussions. We all know there has to be some Super Bowl guilt after plays like this:

Wes Welker Super Bowl

Credit: NFL Game Rewind

Wes Welker Super Bowl1

Credit: NFL Game Rewind

Giants Nation, you definitely remember Wes Welker. He’s one of the reasons you have a championship banner. Who knew it was from “sweaty” hands?

All jokes aside, I don’t know all the details of Wes’ situation. I’m just having some fun. Football is for entertainment and Wes Welker is in the public eye. Like it or not, when you mess up in the public eye. Everyone sees you and no matter individual ideas and individual beliefs, everyone is not always kind. In fact, sometimes, everyone can be quite the comedian.

How do you feel about the Wes Welker situation, Giants Nation? Does it rumble your bellies with laughter or is it serious business that should not be condoned? Either way, for Wes, it’s four games “FO A LIL’ SUPER BOWL FUMBLE FINGERS”.

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