Who has it better than New York Giants fans? NOBODY (shoutout to new head coach John Harbaugh). Seriously, nobody has it better than Big Blue Nation right now, especially with the dynamic duo of quarterback Jaxson Dart and running back Cam Skattebo, whose borderline diabolical friendship is breathing new life into a franchise that’s been lifeless for the better part of a decade.
Dart and Skatt were setting the football world on fire during their rookie season before the 24-year-old running back suffered a season-ending ankle injury against the Philadelphia Eagles in Week 8. It was instant Debbie Downer vibes when he went down, but the headbutts and electric energy never left the building.
The gruesome twosome has one of the most entertaining dynamics the league has seen in a minute, and their schtick knows no limits. In a recent interview at FanSided’s Radio Row, the two delivered one of the most watchable interviews Giants fans could ask for, appearing on behalf of the paper towel legends themselves, Bounty.
"You can't have football without wings. And you can't have wings without Bounty. This is my wingman on and off the field."Jaxson Dart
You can watch the whole five-minute interview here.
Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo just stole the show at Radio Row
If I could, I'd just transcribe the whole interview, but I'll stick to the highlights for now.
Skatt kicked things off by recounting his first interaction with his new head coach. Harbaugh had come in for an interview, and when Skattebo saw him, he hit him with a full Michael Scott-level “Wazzupppp?!” Dart immediately asked if Harbaugh matched the energy with one of his own. Sadly, Skatt confirmed he did not.
From there, the conversation naturally shifted to Skattebo’s very on-brand affinity for giving people wet willies. Apparently, if you’re within reach and he’s in the mood, you’re fair game. Consider this your warning.
Keeping things as professional as possible, Dart grabbed a wing, dipped it in ranch, and fed his buddy mid-interview. As one does.
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My personal favorite moment came when they were asked what celebrity they’d want to see on an NFL roster. Shaq was thrown out there, which would be objectively terrifying. A 7-foot-1, 325-pound defensive tackle is something the league isn’t prepared for. Or maybe he just lines up at quarterback and dares someone to try to tackle him.
Instead of sticking to traditional sports crossovers, they pivoted to pro wrestling and named The Rock and John Cena. Dart floated The Rock, and Skatt immediately lit up at the thought of lining up against him. Naturally, Dart asked what would happen if he actually went toe-to-toe with The Rock.
Skatt responded, "The Rock? No chance. I'd smoke The Rock." At least we know the ankle injury didn’t take his confidence with it.
Of course, the interview couldn't end in any other way than a three-round mock draft... of their favorite fast-food chains:
Jaxson Dart | Cam Skattebo | |
|---|---|---|
First round | Chick-fil-A | In-N-Out |
Second round | McDonald's | Taco Bell |
Third round | Cafe Rio | Burrito Express (best burrito in Arizona -- Cam Skattebo) |
The vibes in North Jersey are at an all-time high, and it’s not surprising these two are leading the charge. Dart and Skatt might be the only guys who could make Commanders, Cowboys, and Eagles fans at least think about switching sides.
Giants football has never felt this back.